Leominster’s premier destination for Isolation Deprivation Therapy aka Float Therapy, authentic Finnish Sauna, cold plunge performance & HALOSalt Therapy!!!
RESET YOUR CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM!
OPENING FALL 2026
Welcome to the Sound of Silence!
Float therapy. Contrast Therapy. Halotherapy. Chromotherapy. Aromatherapy. Red Light Therapy.
Recovery built for people who don’t stop — until they have to.
Float Therapy * Contrast Therapy * Halotherapy * Chromotherapy * Aromatherapy * Red Light Therapy *** Reflect. Recharge. Renew. ***
〰️ OPENING OCTOBER 2026 〰️
Float Therapy * Contrast Therapy * Halotherapy * Chromotherapy * Aromatherapy * Red Light Therapy *** Reflect. Recharge. Renew. *** 〰️ OPENING OCTOBER 2026 〰️
You don’t need a spa day. You need a HARD RESET.
You’ve been running at capacity for years. The noise doesn’t stop. The inbox doesn’t clear. The body doesn’t recover the way it used to. That’s not weakness — that’s the cost of operating at a high level with no built-in decompression.
Tub Goat Float House, Contrast Forge and Recovery Den is not a day spa. Cucumbers go on a sandwich, not your eyes. No apology music. No one is going to upsell you mid-session. What we have is float tanks, full heat-to-cold contrast therapy, and halotherapy, chromotherapy, and red light recovery sessions — five of the most physiologically powerful recovery tools available — and the discipline to run them right.
Founded by Marine Sweethearts. Built for people looking to unplug, veterans, athletes, competitive people, high-stress professionals, anyone managing chronic pain or mobility limitations, elderly clients seeking relief without the impact — and anyone who's been wired up so long they've forgotten what quiet feels like..
“The quiet isn’t empty. It’s what you’ve been missing.”
Only 50 Original Goats ever get Founding pricing — 10% off for life. Veterans get 20% off with proof of service. Discounts don’t stack; you receive the greater of the two. When they’re gone, they’re gone forever.
TUB GOAT Membership Pricing
Choose the membership that’s right for you when Tub Goat opens. Reserve your place today with a fully refundable $50 Founding Member reservation.
RECOVER
$119/mo
Unlimited Recovery Den:
Salt Therapy Only
Heated Salt Therapy
Infrared Sauna
Aroma-therapy
Chromotherapy
Guided Meditation
Red Light Therapy
+CBD Add On
+NAD +Glutathione Add On
Member rates on Float Therapy
Member rates on Contrast Therapy
10% off Merchandise
REFLECT
$199/mo
1 Float Sessions / Mo
2 Contrast Forge Sessions
Unlimited Recovery Den:
Salt Therapy Only
Heated Salt Therapy
Infrared Sauna
Aroma-therapy
Chromotherapy
Guided Meditation
Red Light Therapy
+CBD Add On
+NAD +Glutathione Add On
Member rates on Float Therapy
Member rates on Contrast Therapy
10% off Merchandise
RECHARGE
$359/mo
2 Float Sessions / Mo
4 Contrast Forge Sessions
Unlimited Recovery Den:
Salt Therapy Only
Heated Salt Therapy
Infrared Sauna
Aroma-therapy
Chromotherapy
Guided Meditation
Red Light Therapy
+CBD Add On
+NAD +Glutathione Add On
Member rates on Float Therapy
Member rates on Contrast Therapy
10% off Merchandise
RENEW
$599/mo
4 Float Sessions / Mo
8 Contrast Forge Sessions
UNLIMITED Recovery Den:
Salt Therapy Only
Heated Salt Therapy
Infrared Sauna
Aroma-therapy
Chromotherapy
Guided Meditation
Red Light Therapy
+CBD Add On
+NAD +Glutathione Add On
Member rates on Float Therapy
Member rates on Contrast Therapy
10% off Merchandise
REBIRTH - FULL GOAT
$899/mo
UNLIMITED Float Sessions / Mo
UNLIMITED Forge Sessions
UNLIMITED Recovery Den:
Salt Therapy Only
Heated Salt Therapy
Infrared Sauna
Aroma-therapy
Chromotherapy
Guided Meditation
Red Light Therapy
+CBD Add On
+NAD +Glutathione Add On
Member rates on Float Therapy
Member rates on Contrast Therapy
10% off MerchandiseUNLIMITED
THE MODALITIES
THE FLOAT HOUSE
You get into a pod filled with body-temperature water and 1,000+ lbs of Epsom salt, close the lid, and float — weightless, in the dark, in total silence, for about an hour.
That's it. That's the whole appointment.
Sounds like a sensory deprivation chamber. Ominous. Sounds like something out of a submarine movie. Here's the thing — that name is wrong, and it's costing people an experience they'd actually love.
No lights. No sound. No notifications.
Just you, floating, while your cortisol quietly packs its bags.
I will tell you flat-out: nothing gets deprived.
No gravity,
no noise,
no phone buzzing about
A meeting that could've been an email
— and suddenly your nervous system stops running crowd control and starts listening to itself. Heartbeat. Breath. That knot in your shoulder you've been ignoring since 2019.
It’s 60 minutes of your body finally getting some peace and quiet to complain to someone who'll actually listen — you.
That's what Float House is built around: a Dreampod Vmax float pod, 60 minutes, skin-temperature saltwater doing what your calendar won't — nothing.
THE CONTRAST FORGE
You get in a sauna until you're good and cooked, then you get into water cold enough to make you reconsider your life choices. Back and forth. On purpose. That's the whole treatment.
Sounds like something a Marine would invent to punish people. Dr. Susanna Søberg, who's spent 15+ years studying what heat and cold actually do to the human body, would tell you it's the opposite of punishment — it's a negotiation. Heat opens things up: blood flow, heat shock proteins, tissue repair. Cold slams things shut: inflammation down, norepinephrine up, your nervous system suddenly very alert and very online. Do both, back to back, and you get an effect neither one pulls off alone. Søberg's research says you don't even need much of it — just minutes of real cold, minutes of real heat, done consistently.
A private Finnish Sauna and a Dreampod Ice Bath…same room, one booking.
Heat until your guard drops. Cold until your nervous system remembers it has a job.
No influencer breathing exercises required — just repeated, deliberate discomfort followed by relief, because that's the entire mechanism.
THE RECOVERY DEN
The idea isn't new. It traces back to Eastern European salt miners, who noticed they had noticeably fewer respiratory problems than everyone else working underground — just from breathing salt-saturated air all day. Nobody was trying to invent a wellness trend. They were just miners who happened to have great lungs.
The research on it is real but still catching up — early studies point to anti-inflammatory and antibacterial effects that can help clear airways and calm skin conditions like eczema and psoriasis, though nobody's calling it a miracle cure. We won't either. What we will say: 20-45 minutes of sitting still and breathing clean, salted air while a sauna quietly does its own thing is not a bad way to spend part of your day.
That's Recovery Den. HaloSauna PRO, pharmaceutical-grade dry salt aerosol paired with far infrared heat — Express or Full sessions, no plunge required. Sit down, breathe, get up feeling like you didn't just inhale a city's worth of exhaust for a change.
You sit in a room while a machine grinds pharmaceutical-grade salt into a dry micro-fine mist and pumps it into the air.
You breathe. That's it.
No pool
No plunge
No lid to close
— just you, a chair, and the driest, saltiest air you'll breathe all week.
Built by Someone Who Needed This.
Tub Goat was founded by Cheyenne and Kayli Olinde — U.S. Marine Corps veterans, combat photographers, and Marine Sweethearts who met in service one month before September 11, 2001
Cheyenne spent nearly two decades as a global supply chain director and fitness enthusiast, spending years pushing past limits — physically and professionally. Kayli built a career as a professional interior designer, bringing the same precision she learned in uniform to every space she creates.
After years of high output with no real infrastructure for recovery, Cheyenne discovered the science behind float therapy and the protocols that actually work. He built the facility he wished had existed. Kayli designed it.
Tub Goat is the result — a no-frills, results-driven recovery center rooted in discipline, not luxury. Built by two Marines. Designed for people who operate at a high level and refuse to let recovery be an afterthought.
Marine. Warrior. Shaman.
These three words define the ethos of Tub Goat. Ancient recovery wisdom — float tanks, salt therapy, contrast therapy…combined with modern science and military-grade accountability. Whether you’re an athlete, a first responder, or just someone who refuses to quit, this is your space to recharge without apology.